Chuck Norris can dodge lightning.

I feel like there should be a whole blog about this picture, but I've got nothing.  I took this just outside of Washington Square in New York City.  It's a bronze or copper (still not too sure) live Chuck Norris 'statue' (or a lightning rod, I haven't really decided yet).  I had to be all stealth-like when I took it or he'd try to hit me up for a monetary donation of some sort.  And we all know Chuck Norris doesn't need or want my money.  But, someone should come up with some new Chuck Norris-ism to accompany this photo.  Do it.  Be witty.  Now.  Or Chuck Norris will round-house kick you into space or something.