I know you hate my music with every fibre of your being but I truly believe I could have written this song about you (if I had any talent). It's not very long, I promise. And it won't make your ears bleed. So if you want some more insight into my feelings for you, you'll listen to the lyrics.
I love you Johny Cobra. And don't fear, I WILL car karaoke it for you. No problem.