Showing posts with label Travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Travel. Show all posts

Sunday, May 20, 2012

I'm So Very Sorry

Following my New York trip and having returned to Buffalo Airport, upon picking up my luggage I noticed that my suitcase was in fact open.  Dawn commented that occasionally they will go through your bag but there should be a sticker indicating so or a slip inside the suitcase to let me know the TSA had gone through my bag.  Not giving it any further thought, I zipped up my bag and longed for the car ride home to be over.

Upon returning home, I unpacked (noticing no notice indicating that anyone had gone through my bag), retrieved our souveniers and tossed dirty laundry into the hamper.   It took me an hour or so to realize that the one thing Gage really, really wanted when he went to NYC was missing.

Side note:  Gage was adamant that we head over to Canal St in NYC so he could get a "bling bling" 'fauxlex' (see what I did there?)  {fake Rolex} watch.  On Sunday when he was feeling a little bit better we did just that.  And after haggling (much to Gage's embarrassment and fear) with an A-typical gangsta New Yorker (who was actually very nice, though at 12 a.m. in a dark alley I have to question if I'd think the same) who had a questionable large scar on his right cheek, we walked away with a knock off Bentley wrist watch for 80 bones.  It's actually a pretty nice watch regardless. 



To say I was angry is putting it quite mildly.  I was livid.  F*cking livid.  I don't recall a previous time in my life where the pit of anger in my gut was so intense.  The poor kid had such a lousy weekend, considering how much he was looking forward to this trip, and then the one thing he really wanted is taken out of our bag at the airport.  I immediately emailed a complaint to the airline expressing my anger and explaining to them how I will never fly with them again and I'll let every single person in my world (via Facebook, my blog or vocally) know what happened when I flew with them.  I filed a formal complaint not really expecting any sort of retribution as I bought the watch on the street and had no receipt.  Needless to say in the end the airline will not compensate for lost jewelry when it's put in your checked luggage (note to self and all my readers) and so I ended up with a $75.00 voucher towards future air travel with said airline (wait a minute, I already said I wasn't going to fly with you again, so why bother??).  So all said and done it's probably a really, really good thing that I have to eat crow in this situation. 


I'm not one who easily admits wrong, it's actually a little painful for me, but in this case I was wrong.  I didn't know it until yesterday though.   During my weekly laundry chore after doing 3 loads and getting down to the bottom of my hamper I scooped up a bunch of socks to throw in the washer and I noticed the weight didn't feel right.  Upon further inspection I discovered the said missing watch tucked inside one of the socks.  I immediately felt awful and glee at the same time.  So I am happy to say Gage has been reunited with his watch and I'm eating crow. 

So, Dear Delta Airline:

I am so very sorry I mistakingly accused you of running a shoddy operation and employing untrustworthy assholes.  I'm sorry I was mean to you.  I'm sorry I clearly didn't go through my laundry with a finer toothed comb, but I assure you I did look diligently before writing to you.  If it's any consolation I ruined two days of my life that I will never get back.  I am also very grateful that I found the watch because I will be honest, your reply and solution would NOT have appeased me one bit.  So for both of our sakes, thank goodness the watch turned up.  I also promise I will fly with Delta again and I promise not to use the $75 off voucher that you sent me even though I probably still could.  I do not deserve it so I won't use it.  And I want you to know that I've posted this sorry letter on my blog so all my friends/family/readers will know that I was in the wrong, not Delta Air.  Oops, my bad!

Sincerely,
Holly

Taking a Bite Out of the Big Apple

Skyline view from Empire State Building

So my NY trip has come and gone.  It was a four day weekend I was really looking forward to.  Spending some time creating memories with my mom and sister but most importantly, Gage.   Unfortunately Gage came down with the flu two days before we were to board the plane.  We hoped and prayed that he'd be on the mend by the time we got there, but luck was not on our side.  The poor kid was sick the entire trip only starting to truly feel better on the day we left. 

Gage and Grandma hanging out in Central Park

I've said it before and I'll continue to say it, I'm sure, NYC is quite possibly my most favourite city ever.  I could spend tons of time there and I secretly long to one day have an apartment in Manhatten (though we all know that will never happen).  I was truly bummed that Gage wasn't enjoying it as much as I know he would had he been on his A-game.   I have no doubt that I'll take him back again so that he truly gets the full experience. 

A different view of the skyline from the Empire State Building

We were able to take advantage of that window of time following a vomit session and cram him full of Tylonel and Gravol and see some of the sights before he got drained and tired.  We did some tours of Central Park and the city.  We did some shopping.  We saw some tourist sights.  We fought the crowds.  We ended up with tired tootsies and lots of blisters.  We ate food (though I saved a ton not having to buy Gage full meals, so there's my silver lining!).  I showed Gage how to hustled and barter with the street vendors (Awkward!  As he says.  Fun!   As I say.)  The weather was perfect.  And he came home with some souveniers and new clothes, so he seemed content enough.  But most importantly he got to watch some street performers doing break dancing in Central Park which he seemed to love and he got some bling bling from a street huster in China Town which was at the top of his to do list from the moment we booked the trip.

Me and Gage in Central Park

We had a situation following the airport after returning home that put even more of a damper on the trip but more about that later.  I didn't take many photos because the last thing the kid wanted was a camera shoved into his face and since I'd already been and have pictures of most of the places we went I didn't bother to take many more than what's posted here. 

Trying on a size 20 shoe

So even though he wasn't feeling 100% I think we still had an overall good time and I'm grateful to have the memories with my mom, my sister and my son (even if some of those said memories are of me wanting to choke him).  D'aw, I wuv that kid.

The Freedom Tower (replacing the Twin Towers)

Sky-writing

Mom in Central Park

A sick boy and his Shirley Temple


Monday, April 23, 2012

Five...Ten...Fifteen...Done.

Every five years since forever, but more important to me, since I was licensed in my field (cause frankly I really don't give a care who went before it existed to me) we have to converge at a big motel in Toronto and spend two days doing seminars and workshops to maintain our licenses.  In reality it's basically just a class reunion, college style.  The lectures are relatively boring and out of the six I have to sit through I might pick up one or two great tips or ideas.  The rest are just daydreaming fodder.  It's the time spent after the lectures that's the most fun for me.  Hanging out with the people I went to college with.  I only keep in touch with a select few, and that was even before the invention of Facebook.  Now I guess I keep in touch with a few additional people than my original few. 

Tomorrow night, I head to the T dot to take in my last college reunion and probably my last slumber party with Gilly-bean.  The Board of Funeral Services has decided to forgo the annual Post Grad festivities in lieu of wickedly awesome online courses (can you see my eyes rolling?).  Like we don't spend enough time in front of computers (quality time spent blogging about this disappointment).  Ho hum. 

So I'll try to remember to bring my camera, as this will be the last time I will see most of these peeps and I'll try not to black out from the booze.  I actually enjoy going to Post Grad even if I feign disinterest.  That's all for pretend.  Cause the cool kids aren't supposed to dig it.  Ya know?  But I do.  Mainly I like to figure out which of my class mates aren't there and really take in the very few who stayed in the profession after 5 years, 10 years and now 15 years.  And the numbers are getting fewer and fewer. 
So here's to another 5 years behind us and me still looking young and spritely.  (Is spritely a word?) 

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your college class is running the country.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Swoon

In March LB and I started the first of our 'concert' series this year.  We went to listen to Mr. Henry Rollins (formerly of Black Flag and Rollin's Band) doing a speaking engagement in Buffalo.  I've seen him in concert when he fronted Rollin's Band and now I've seen two of his speaking engagements.  I'm not sure what it is about this man, but I seriously crush on him.  He's just getting better and better with age. 




Anyway, nothing titilating to tell you about the show, just that we went and if the opportunity ever presents itself to you it would be in your best interest to check him out.  He's smart and funny and clever and nice.  An overall decent human being who is doing GREAT things for the world.  (And he handled a heckler remarkably well, with wit, decorum and a little bit of 'go fuck yourself shithole' attitude.  But he did it all with a smile and that made him more endearing.)  If you can't see him live do yourself a favour and check out some of his stuff on Youtube.  He a self-admitted work whore who even showed up on Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race.  I loved him a little more that day. 


Wednesday, March 7, 2012

A Slice of Apple Pie.



Flights are booked.  Fourth visit and looking so forward to it.  I'm not sure there is a city I love to visit more than New York City.  This time around Dawn and I are taking our mom and Gage with us.  I'm pretty stoked to experience NYC with one of my kids.  I know when Roan's older and actually cares I'll have no problem bringing him back.  And it turns out Jodi and Margie will be there the exact same weekend as us too!  Small world.  For reals.  Super stoked!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Saturday Road Trip


I heard on the radio earlier this month that the Canadian Auto Show would have a Bugatti Veyron this year, so I mentioned it to Roan.  It's his favourite car and since it's completely out of my price range, the odds of him actually seeing it in the chrome were pretty slim.  Taking this as probably the only opportunity he'd have he suggested we go and take Eric's dad, Larry with us as a birthday present to him because he loves cars so much.  So that's just what we did last weekend. 



We braved the ridiculous first day crowds and went to look at sleek and expensive cars.  The only part that was even remotely entertaining for me was the very first room we hit and that was the really awesome, expensive shit.  The rest of the show was meh.  It was hot, crowded, boring (if you don't give a rats ass about cars) and required a lot of walking.  Not sure that I'll ever feel the need to do another car show like this again.  One time is more than enough for this girl.


After the show we stopped in Burlington for a birthday dinner with Larry and Jill at Tucker's Market Place.  I haven't been there in probably two decades, and I really enjoyed it.  The food was decent quality for a buffet, but a tad pricey.  And even this place got crowded and busier the longer we were there so we still had to fight the swarms of people.  It was a long day but it gave us something to do and we spent the day with Eric's parents.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Houston. Houston. Tomato. Tomato.

Random Facts (at least in Holly's mind):

I am filled with illusions of grandeur.  It is not currently 80 degrees here.  The high today was 63 and clearly I missed it. 

I found myself feeling much more content on an airplane when there was a uniformed pilot sitting in the seat directly in front of me and one sitting in the seat directly behind me. 

Louis C.K. should be way more handsome.  I would then want to sleep with him.  Funny men make me laugh.  And laughing makes me....  It really is a travesty that he isn't better looking.  Probably doesn't help that he reminds me of my brother.  Maybe that's the problem!

Stetsons even run amok in the airport.  It didn't take long to come across my first one. 

Houston airport gave me my luggage right away.  That never happens to me.  Nope, not ever. 

Company credit cards are lame.  What's the point in having one if it isn't going to work!?

I ate dinner alone in a restaurant for the first time in my life.  I never want to do that again!  It turned out NOTHING like a Hollywood movie.  Total let down. 

There are way too many hot, expensive, sleek vehicles in this city that keeps throwing how much money is here in my face.  I want some in my pocket. 

Blockbuster still exists here.  Case in point about the loads of money in this city comment. 

I think I just cost myself $8.  I lifted the mini bottle of JD out of the bar fridge to admire its cuteness.  I think I got charged for it.  I put it back.  It might be too late.  I don't even like JD.

I am, however, enjoying a $3.50 can of gingerale from said fridge.  I'll try to take more than just three sips.

I feel like I'm laying on the back of a fluffy goose.  A smooshy, squishy, fluffy goose.  This bed is amazing (said just like Charlie Day would say it)!

The drive into the downtown core of Houston hit me almost as much as driving into NYC does.  Almost, but not quite.  It was still pretty awesome. 

I'm pretty bummed I forgot the camera.  All this and I haven't even made it to head office where I have to introduce myself to the "front guard".  A guard!  I'm gonna admit, I'm a little excited about this.  In my mind, he is NOT the same as a door man.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

The Ideal Siesta

Maybe the Mexicans are on to something here...Found this little list of tips for a restful night of sleep at a restaurant we stopped at on our trip to Mexico.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Coba

We booked a day trip away from the resort that took us to an archeological site that only recently has started to be unearthed (I believe it's only been for the past 10 years of so).  It was/is a town/village called Coba in the Mayan jungle.  It took us about 2 hours to get into the heart of the Yucitan territory.  We drove through many small communities enroute to our final destination that gave us a more realistic glimpse into how a lot of the citizens of Mexico still live.  In small huts with no running water or electricity.  A very different world than I am exposed to.  Dogs everywhere, strays wandering all around, on the side of the highway even.  Sadly we noticed even small toddlers without obvious parental supervision also frequented the side of the highways. 

Once we got to Coba, we were assigned a guide for 45 minutes before we were permitted to explore on our own for an hour.  Our tour guide Juan is a Mayan.  His first language is Mayan, not spanish.  He learned spanish in school.  He learned Italian and English and French from movies and tv.  For reals.  He spoke VERY fluent English. 

That's a side view of Juan.  That mound of rocks and earth and growth is actually a Mayan building that has yet to be unearthed in the restoration process.  The Mayan jungle is flat, so anything that resembles a hill or 'mountain' is an old ruin.  If they start taking the rocks and trees and dirt away, a building will be uncovered.  Pretty amazing.  The part of Coba we saw consisted of a small church/temple, a palace, an inverted temple/ball court, an observatory and the main temple of Coba where the sacrifices where made.  The life sacrifices in Coba were mainly animals and not too many humans.  These unearthed buildings comprise only 1% of the village of Coba.  The village construction first began 2-3 hundred years after the death of Christ.


That above picture gives a little more detail about the archeological site.  Pretty fascinating and hard to grasp that people lived in these ruins and just how old they actually are.  It's surreal to have stood in that spot and wonder who else has also been there. 


The above is one half of an inverted temple.  On the outside of the temple are rings.  The object of the game was to put a very heavy ball through the rings.  The game was played in teams.  The catch was that the players were not permitted to use their hands, feet or head to get the ball through the rings.  They were only permitted to use their shoulders, elbows and thighs.  The winners of the game were then sacrificed.  It was deemed an honour to sacrifice yourself to the 9 Gods they worshiped.  11 when they added Catholicism.  (Jesus and God if I remember correctly).  The sacrifice consisted not of dying, but of piercing a blunt object through their penises and pouring their fertility blood to the Gods.   When the women were sacrificed, they pierced their tongues and the blood from the tongues and penises was spilled for the Gods. 


This is a smaller temple in the Coba Village.  Their services were often held here.  The 'priests' were at the top and the level you were at on the side of the temple reflected your financial worth in society.  As you climb the temple you were in a bowing formation thus showing respect to the leaders.  The poor were at the bottom and the rich towards the top.  The Mayans didn't believe in Heaven and Hell.  They believed in the sky (temples going up), the earth (land they lived on) and the cenotes (underground waters, inverted temples). 

This was the ruins of a palace.



This is me and Margie with our Mayan Limo driver, Abraham.  He rode the bike, we plopped our lazy asses down in the basket on the front of the bike.  He rode us all the way to the big temple so we'd have more time to climb the structure and not miss our bus.  He was a total sweetheart. 

This big boy was the main reason we wanted to do this trip.  It's the last of the Mayan ruins where you are still permitted to climb the structure.  The rumour is that each year they (whoever "they" are) keep toying with the idea that they will shut it down to the public.  So far though it remains open.  There are 120 steps (but some are as big as two feet high) to the top/alter.  We vowed to climb it.  Easier for me than Margie as she's afraid of heights.  But she persevered and we made it.  I stopped half way to take a photo and we had a little siesta when we got to the top before turning and looking down at what we'd climbed.  Going down was far scarier than going up, that's for sure!  In the ancient times the Mayans leaned more towards sacrificing animals rather than humans.  Aside from the genital sacrifices of course


Halfway up, I braved turning around and looking down.


Margie grateful to be at the top.  Shaking like a leaf.  She was killing me.  Which you'll see evidence of in the next photo.  I'm such a sweet and supportive friend. 


Holy fucken shitballs!!  This is awesome!
As I mentioned the climb down was more daunting than going up.  You had to position your body accordingly so gravity didn't take over.  There was a large rope in the centre for you to hang on to for dear life.  Margie took the descent on her ass most of the way but after a few ass bumps down, I thought I'd try it on my feet and I got a pretty good groove going.  We later asked Abraham (our limo driver that I introduced at the beginning of this post) how many people fell to their death each year and to please be honest, because I wouldn't believe it didn't happen.  He said on average FIVE!!  Now is that five lone deaths or one idiot who stumbled and took out four innocent bystanders on the way down?  I'll never know.  A whole different theory on Mayan sacrifice or Mayan ball games (bowling anyone?). 

The view from the top!

After Coba we hopped back in our van and headed to a Mayan community where we were going to be ziplining next.  I was very excited needless to say about this portion of the trip.  I've never done it and I've always wanted to try it.   I was pretty sure I'd need to be pushed off the platform and I was right.  But it was uber fun and I'd love to do it again but from even higher and for a longer distance.  This one we did was like ziplining from the top of the gorge to the bottom (for those familiar with the Gorge). 


Following ziplining we then repelled down into the ravine we'd just zipped over.  It was a beautiful little jungle down there.  I have to admit the rapelling terrified me more than the ziplining did.  Frankly getting pushed off a rock wall backwards is not how I envision spending my day.  And going down the line created an intense burning in my hands even with the disgusting gloves they gave us to wear.  But I'd still do it again if the opporutnity arises.  It was pretty awesome climbing down the side of the ravine wall to the beauty that awaited below.  



After hiking back up the ravine to the top, we reboarded our chariot and headed to a secluded area where we then kayaked through a marsh to hike our way through an actual jungle.  As we trekked through we stumbled upon a trapdoor spider nest/home.  I wasn't sticking around to do a meet and greet.  Frankly I had just rapelled and ziplined, that was enough adventure for me thanks. 


Part way through our hike we came across a beautiful wooden alter in the middle of the jungle.  And shortly after arriving we were joined by a real Mayan Shaman who was going to give us a traditional Mayan blessing on the jungle floor.  I didn't give too much of a shit about this either way, but man once he started I was overcome with emotion.  Not sure if it was just this whole year catching up with me or what, but I felt like I wanted to stand there and cry.  I didn't of course, there were people there I didn't know for crying out loud.  That would be embarrassing.  Yeesh.   And it was really truly interesting to learn a little about the Shaman.  He has lived in the jungle since he was about 4.  He was raised there.  He is currently 76 years old.  He lives in a hut just outside of the entrance to the cenote we were heading to.  He has no doors, no windows, a thatch roof, no running water, no electricity.  He loves it there.  He spends his days walking among the animals.  And of course coming out and doing these blessing for us fools of the modern world. 



And then we reached was we really came for.  The CENOTE.  And underground cave system with fresh water.  The hole we had to descend into was just slightly larger than a rabbit hole.  I'm still trying to figure out the day someone decided it was a great idea to go into the little hole.  Like who though that was a good idea.  Turns out they were right, but still!!  Anywho, we had to climb down some make shift 'stairs' backwards holding ropes to get into the actual cave but man, once we did it was breath taking.  The photos don't do it any justice at all.  I was hesistant to swim in it because well, I'm always cold, and being that this is underground, I assumed the worse.  However, I was wrong. The temperature was lovely.  And the water so crystal clear that even in poor lighting, you could see the bottom.  They believe it's a sprititual pool and I tried to be openminded to everything. It was quite an enlightening experience. 





Upon leaving the cenote we headed back to the original Mayan Village and the ladies of the village had prepared us a lunch of traditional Mayan fare.  I cannot get over how delicious everything was.  I trust it wasn't merely because we were starving at this point.  I'm missing the food there so much.




After our lunch, we hopped back into the van with our amazing tour guide Paco and made the two hour trek back to our resort.  Of course I got car sick, in typical Holly fashion and required a serious nap when we got back.  What a wonderful day!! 

Friday, November 11, 2011

Eating my way through Mexico!

I'm not gonna lie.  I am pretty effin awesome at picking unknown food off of a menu.  Everything I've picked this week has been fantastic.  Probably some of the best food I've ever eaten.  Hands down.  Though it's never been a secret my love of Mexican food, when one can't really understand the menu it would be expected that I might flub up on a choice at least once right?  So far I've exceeded my own expectations!  Here's a running picture of the food we've had this week.  Yup, we were those girls (the ones who take pictures of their food).  I wish there was an app for allowing one to taste and smell photographs.  Kind of like scratch and sniff stickers.

This is a thick tortilla with chicken and veggies.

Tortilla wraps and snopes.

Tomato chicken

Crab salad

Cheesecake, duh.

Room service!

Shrimp Risotto

Fillet (with a bite out of it before I realized I forgot to take a picture) with Green Pepper sauce

Beef Tornado with Julienned veggies


Another steak, can't remember what's it's called.

Mayan Snopes

Hoervos Mexican style!

Yucitan Steak
Mexican skillet.  Yum!
And these are some of the yummy drinks I consumed over and over and over again! 

Fresh squeezed OJ! 

Dirty Monkey

Miami Vice


Mexican Flag